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WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HUSKYBIZ.COM

If you're looking for unbiased, entertaining content then you’ve come to the wrong place because the real world is cutthroat so wipe that smile off your face Barbie and say goodbye to your Neopet, play time is over. This is strictly business, husky biz.

Let me tell you what your problem is. What you're not getting is that life, real life, isn't about being happy or doing what's right. It's about climbing up the ranks, sucking up and shitting down, throwing all virtues to the wind in order to reach the top. It's all one big game that you're either playing or getting played in, but win or lose, no one comes out clean. So get dirty at the first opportunity and save the regret for the bathtub. You have to willingly abandon loved ones for the prospect of a squirrel, to put down the weak to uplift yourself and kill your gods in order to reap the benefits of the dark side, and this is where HuskyBiz comes into play and don't you dare forget it. I upset myself writing this so I'm going to bang on a piano.

ABOUT THE HUSKY BUSINESS

Everyone who sees Nova wants to give her some loving but that means interacting with me and we'd rather not, I get it. Women don’t want to go through the process of giving me a fake number but please understand your pretty and if I don't try I'm not taking control of my life. Guys aren’t interested in the bad vibes given off as I size them up and try asserting my dominance simply because I’m looking to restore my ego after being given the number to poison control yet again. I blame only myself but it's not my fault, I can't change, so I looked to the stars for answers but went unanswered by those imposters so I threw a middle finger up their way and found my own way. A broadly themed husky website filled with content of marginal substance, but in all its fluff a deeper purpose lurks - the spamming of pictures of Nova across the internet, allowing you to witness her in full glory without getting harassed by me.

Therefore all credit for HuskyBiz goes to Nova, who's always keeping it real. This doesn't mean you email me speaking as if I'm a dog and referring to my "owner" - Don't Do That. If you do I'll reply to your email in only "woofs" and then nobody wins. Clearly I'm a person but I am inspired by Nova. I couldn't be the train-wreck I am today without her. Huskybiz content include topics on all aspects of husky life including lifestyle, memes, nutrition, activities, spreadsheets and more.

OUR OATH TO BIAS

Ever since canines friendship with man began dogs have been persecuted and segregated against like none other for the color of their fur, Russian ancestry, species, and even their poop. I have a dream that my four-legged husky will one day live in a nation where she will not be judged by the color of her fur, her poop or by the poor content of her character but by her stunning eyes and fluffly tail. We at HuskyBiz are social justice warriors at the forefront of the husky rights movement quickly gaining traction across the lands. While we get why cats face discrimination, that’s with merit, there's no reason why huskies aren't welcomed into restaurants with us. No one there should care and eating hair is good for you.

This foreshadows the overall theme of HuskyBiz.com - we're shamelessly husky bias. As a grassroots business that specializes in business, husky biz, it's our obligation to do what's in the best interest of our stakeholders, Siberian and Alaskan huskies, with malamute and klee kai interests also considered. This means all content will take the side of the husky and all huskies are given the benefit of doubt. If a husky bit you, it was likely deserved. If a husky pays you no mind or gives you the stink eye it's because you're a bad person and they sense it. Now while I love a chubby corgi every now and then, this is a husky website so shade may be thrown the the way of a corgi or two, strictly due to husky business formality.

Additionally, this loyalty means we're never selling out to brands. All our content, particularly those which rank products, are not sponsored or influenced by external forces. Our only potential monetary investments come from Google Adsense and/or Amazon Affiliates, both of which are independent of any specific products. It's likely governments or secret societies will try to threaten or bribe us to push their agendas but we will never kneel to their pressure and you can take that to the bank.

PRIVACY POLICY

I once met a homeless man with a fetish for feet. The dark side of him was that he wasn't out and open about this passion, instead using his cunning way with words to deceive and coerce others into exposing their feet, and by others I mean me. Reminiscing on this traumatic experience, it taught me greatly on the value of privacy.

Sketchers make great shoes by all accounts so there wasn't any cause for suspicion when he inquired on their quality. Not until I took my shoe off for him to review my insoles did I realize what was being done to me. He wasn't interested in my shoes, he didn't give a damn. Instead his eyes fixated on my sock-caressed, five-toed foot dangling ever so gracefully micrometers above the floor below the chair on which I sat, a few rogue cotton fibers sprouted from my sock occasionally bristling ever so slightly across the ceramic tiling. The bridge of my foot is much less sloped than your average foot. My dad taught me this is what allowed me to run so fast although I've always been pretty slow. It's only natural for shoe aficionados to also be connoisseurs of socks but my Dickies brand booties were nothing to gawk at for such a revered man of footwear such as himself so when he began imploring me to remove them I wisely surmised it was all a ruse.

HuskyBiz was created with this experience in mind so you know I mean it when I say your privacy is important. It's less of a matter of what we decide to keep private but that we have the choice to keep it private. By this man's own high standards my feet were nothing to be ashamed of, 6 out of 10 by his assessment, and yet the violation was no less real. Here at HuskyBiz we strive to be different than the foot pervert. In our current state we're completely free and inclusive without prompting you for names, numbers or emails. We have no need for your information and thus don't want it, honestly I hardly want my own. I wouldn’t even know what to do with yours if I had it other than look you up on your facebook. Therefore don't try give us any information and we won't ask for it. If this changes we'll let you know but until then this policy is quite pointless since we have nothing of yours to be responsible for, just the way we like it.
HuskyBiz is a propietary, secret technology. Any commercial use of our content, trademarks, media, databases, robots, heliplanes or other technologies without the expressed written consent of HuskyBiz CEO Nova is strictly prohibited.

Use for educational purposes is allowed and encouraged. Things such as research papers and PowerPoint are all free-use without consent or credit. For further reading on commercial vs educational uses, access our fair use clause here, which doesn't exist, but with any effort I'll have that link redirect you somewhere pertaining to copyright.

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